Tuesday, December 26, 2006

"The restaurant Odyssey: Part 4

Time:01:03pm

" I don't like You ! "
"Excuse me??"
" yeah...U heard it correctly....I don't like U at all !!"
"You talking to me, Mister??"
"yeah...Very much to you !! " I was speaking...A faint smile on my lips.
" U are Bad ! Since last 10 minutes, I have been thinking of talking to U, but I could not muster enough courage ! So all I can say is....That YOU are bad !! "
"Are U crazy??"
" What do U think"?
"I think You are nuts"
"Being frank means U R nuts?....Then I am nuts"
" U mean U REALLY waited 10 minutes to talk to me??"
"No, I was joking"
" That was a bad joke"
"M sorry then....My sense of humour needs a better company"
"Don't go too far"
" I am just standing here"
(The second visibly amused n famished girl gets a call from GOD and she leaves the drrama in between....That was GOD helping me on his part)
" What exactly do U want...I am getting late"
"A chance to talk to you"
"What if I say No.."
"I will go straight back out of this building"
*A Pause*
"U hitting on me?"
"Nope...Just want to have a good time in talking"
"But I don't know U"
"Me too: N i especially don't like talking while standing"
"Ohh soo sorry...Please have a seat!"

I could'nt believe what was happening ! I had come totally unprepared ! I just had a faint idea how I wud proceed. The approach was novel, but immature. It was weird.It suited me becoz I was a guy who never took things to heart, n spoke my mind. I did this here as well. N LO...!! I got a seat....Instead of a slap !!! It was worth the effort as of now. Even if I lost 100 bucks, I had made a good start in my PR. But this was not a time for self appreciation.

TIME:01:15

"So what do U want to talk abt. I want to tell U that I already have a boyfriend, who is due to come in here anytime now. Please make it fast, before he sees you and thrashes you.

I had thanked GOD a lot earlier....This was a blow out of the wild. I was let flabbergasted. I still did'nt let it show on my face.
" He won't mind his girl talking to a friend...Would he?"
"If HE thinks that YOU are a friend"
"Why won't he: Don't I look like one??"
"its not like that...."
"Ankit"
"Its not like that Ankit ! U seem a nice guy at first look"
"First impressions can be deceptive, and I think U should not trust them. World around us is cruel U know"
"So I shud'nt trust U , right??"
(Blunder.....Log Paanv pe kulhaadi maarte hain...Maine Kulhaadi pe paanv maar liya..Shit..Shit!!)

"Err....I did'nt mean that...I meant that U MAY trust me if Your heart says so !!"
"Lets not talk abt mushy stuff now...I hate that"
"I don't especially like it either"
" So what do U do Ankit, besides flirting with girls?"
(So much sarcasm??? U R my first prey; I thought)

" I do NOT flirt with girls ! I just wanted to have a time to tell you that you are one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen in my life. Not that you don't know of it ! Still telling U this"
" I am flattered...Tell me something new !! "
( I did'nt know what to speak !! Momentary confusion ! I th8 girls liked flattery.But it was getting me nowhere !!!! 2 minutes were over long back....What to speak now??)

" Your Name is Nivedita !! "
"Nope....My name is Shruti"
"I told U somethin new...Which U asked for"

*Laughter*

Her laugh was like chiming bells.For a second, I almost lost touch with reality.This was the first time she smiled n my heart lost a beat. Was she beautiful..!! Cool breeze that blew over her hairs came to my face with a moist sensation. I wondered if I was lying on the beaches of Kerala...

"I don't know Ankit weather I should talk to U or not...but I think I will take a chance with this MEAN world"
She smiled again..

"The pleasure shall be all mine..Btway, what do U do??"
" I am an interior designer !!"
"Which firm??"
"Reynolds Associates"
"ohh..I see, are'nt they the ones who just had a merger with Rascolo Ltd. this saturday?"
"ya...Haf you been researching on my company?"
"Naah....Just preparing for a few exams"
"You, exams??"
"Ya...U know, Interior designing was my first love...My mom is an interior designer too"
"That's good !! Is she a professional"
"No...She decorates our home..."
(That beautiful laugh once again.....I was elated with myslef....But this time I did'nt thank GOD..)

" U R funny....I like that"
"Gee...thanks !!"
(Now was the tough part ! I knew I could'nt retain her interest for very long ! N even her BF might come.I have accomplished my purpose. If I hafto meet her the next time, I hafto play my cards perfect right now.This is the big exam of Ur grit buddy !! )

"hey, I should be leaving now ! It was really a pleasure talking to U."
"Y ankit...What happened??"
"No...Nothing Shruti.I haveto catch a class, and my friends are waiting for me too, over there"She glanced at them, and they flashed their beatific smile that would have put a baby to shame !She waved at them too !!I had won the bet !
"ohk...Never mind !! We shall bump into each other someday"
"I sure hope that this someday comes tomorrow ! Had it not been for this damn class..."
"It was nice to know U Ankit"
"Well, it would be nicer if U can take down my phone number, and call me whenever U feel like having a talk with a friend. Maybe Ur BF won't mind MUCH"
" We split !! I lied that time to scare U off...But U were too persistent"
"I am sorry !! U would find a better guy someday"
"I am not looking"
"I know Shruti....U are a sweet girl and I would be very lucky to have you as a good friend"
" same here Ankit"
"My number is 098985 xxxxx"
"ohk..U want my number??"
"Can I say Yes?"

Same smile again !! Same flashing of bells !!
"Yes, U can ! It is 098988 xxxxx"
"AIRTEL!"
"yeah!"
"Don't worry, I would call U only 10,000 times a day"
"Lets C, how much patience do U have"
"I seem to have lots of it ! Okay Shruti..I will take leave of U now.I hope U won't mind chatting to me once a while over a cup of coffee !"
"No Ankit...It would be great ! Good and decent conversations are difficult nowadays"
"That I can bet upon, C you soon Shruti"

Time: 01:37

I reached at my frnd's table.They were staring at me with mouth Wide agape.
Amber showed me the watch.
"35 mints !!!!!! What were u telling her???? Fairy tales????"
"Shut up n lets go"I said slowly.

They all were quiet....And then we left in a hurry.The rest of the story ends with Swami getting a good verbal thrashing for having ridiculed me, and his shelling out 100/-But it was long past money ! I began dreaming of tomorrow...

1 comment:

Ankit Agrawal said...

Comments earlier!!


Richa said...
Good job!...post part 5 soon!

December 5, 2006 7:00 AM


maverick said...
man .. you juss rock !!!

December 5, 2006 7:18 AM


kk kishore said...
Hi ankit

ur blog was an interesting read .
nice story . kewl sense of humor.

but if im allowed i want to give a suggetions :

at some places it sounds as if u WANT to be funny though the context doesnt require or its out of place ....

i wud like to quote from a book of dale carnegie " whenever one stands up to speak they feel as if the spirit of mark twain has decended upon them and they feel as if they have to be funny . but do so only if u can do it good or do so if its required "

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Regards

December 5, 2006 11:09 PM


Ankit said...
Well Kishaore...Thanks for the suggestions....

In fact, most of these things DO come to my mind, and this blog was not entirely fictional...It was colluded from different conversations.....And referred to things that came to my mind while I was in those positions...

It is unfortunate for me that you found it this way...I will take care in the future to refine my writing more....Anywayz, this was my first attempt!!

December 6, 2006 12:12 AM


Anarchy said...
ummmm
anti climax
all along the first 3, Ankit, our hero, was a first timer...
then comes the meta morphosis into a super stud which enables him to take this dreamy female's no..
can't say you don't inspire me..
cheers dude!!!

December 6, 2006 2:13 AM


Ankit said...
Well...that was not a metamorphosis...I was still a first timer in the last one.....There is'nt a very catchy line, or a very witty saying, that U can associate with a "pro"...It was all very "first hand"..

December 6, 2006 2:26 AM


Ankit said...
Btway, wait till U hear the last part....That shall please U more...!!

December 6, 2006 2:28 AM